A man was was walking across a bridge one day, and he saw another man standing on the edge, about to jump off and commit suicide. He immediately ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. The man said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" "Like what?" "Well ... are you religious or atheist?" "Religious." "Me too!
Are you Muslim, Christian or Jewish?" "Muslim." "Me too!
Sunni or Shiite?" "Sunni." "Me too!
Hanafi, Hanbali, Shafi or Maliki?" "Hanafi." "Wow! Me too!
Do you follow Sheikh Fulaan al Fullani or Sheikh Kaza Kazah?" "Sheikh Fulaan al Fullani." To which he said, "What?!! Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off.
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hilarious. reminds me of people who say that catholics aren't christian. um, okay. can't we all just not be stupid? heheh!
When I first heard that joke it was two Irishmen...one from the North of Ireland and the other from the South.
Ahh...the good old days.
Very funny :) and sadly appropriate to.
Ya Haqq!
haha ive heard this joke in the Lebanese/Syrian way but its funny this way too!
its actually the sad truth - sometimes i just wish that we muslims could unite above all these differrences - and present a single united front..inshÁllah
btw liked the title of your blog..
oooooooooohhhhhhhh myyyyyyyyy Gooooooood. that was beautiful. That was halarious. lol, you stranger, just made my day.
Asalamu Alayikum Wa Rahmatullah
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Jazak'Allah khairun.
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LOOOL !!
salam alaikum,
i jst travelled from ur blog 2000AH to here,the effect of my dose of laughter from the previous place had not faded when it was renewed by this hilarious but utterly saddening post.
Its written in a nice funny way to show how insanely divided and foolishly closeminded we have become inspite of claiming to hold the Last Testament for mankind :(
thanks bro for the post, jazakAllah khair
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