Monday, December 28, 2009

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Sunday, August 09, 2009

Saturday, July 04, 2009

Friday, July 03, 2009

Friday, June 26, 2009

Spirits

spirit of Islam, jinn
spirit of the West, gin

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Mullah Nasruddin and Rabbi Moishe were traveling through the desert. It was so hot that the air was shimmering. In the distance they saw something black on the ground. Rabbi Moishe said, "It's a vulture." Mullah Nasruddin said, "No, it's a goat." They drew closer, still arguing over what it was. Rabbi Moishe threw a rock at it. It flapped its wings and lifted into the air. "See!" said Rabbi Moishe. "I told you it was a vulture."

"That doesn't prove anything," Mullah Nasruddin. "It could be a goat with wings." 

Monday, May 11, 2009

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Occupation

An Israeli arrives at London's Heathrow airport. As he fills out the entry form, the immigration officer asks him: "Occupation?"The Israeli promptly replies: "No, No, just visiting!"

Saturday, March 21, 2009

GoAnimate.com: State School


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Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Monday, March 16, 2009

Sunday, March 08, 2009

Sunday, February 15, 2009

News Travels slow

An American tourist arrives in Iran durring Muharram and is witness to the multitude of public grieving ceremonies, the weeping, the chest beating, the self -flagellating, everyone in black and of course the black flags hanging from every building and house.
"What happened?" asks the American.
An Iranian replies "we're mourning Hossein's death."
"Oh i m so sorry,"says the American,"when did he die?"
"fourteen hundred years ago" says the Iranian.
"Boy,"says the American, "News sure travels slow in these parts."