Monday, March 17, 2008

strange food

The other day a Mullah went to the doctor. He said: doctor, my beard aches.
The doctor asked him: what did you eat for lunch? He replied: I ate bread and ice.
The doctor answered back: neither your pain resembles the pains of the people nor your food is like theirs.

Monday, March 10, 2008


There's something about us Muslims:We don't like to go to the doctor.We like to say: "Everything is in God's hands."

One time my Mom came home,she was like: "Did you do the dishes?"
I'm like: "Hey Mom, It's in God's hands."