come on now someone tell me a joke.

Obama

As you may now know i talked with Obama and i have declined his offer of the VP spot, forcing him to go with his second choice of Joe Biden. I am sure Joe will do a fine job.

"Ahmed, Say Something Funny,"

The idea for the film, "Ahmed, Say Something Funny," was hatched about six years ago when Cal State Northridge cinema and television arts professor Thelma Vickroy caught a performance of comedian Ahmed Ahmed at the Comedy Store in Hollywood.

Her friends, CSUN art alum Fred Beshid, a Los Angelesbased writer, artist and producer, and his sister, Northridge child development alum Susan Beshid, insisted that the comedian's life story was one that Vickroy, a documentary maker, would want to tell.

"I am interested in doing stories about people who are kind of on the outside but trying to make their way and be accepted," Vickroy said. "Ahmed was born in Egypt, but came here when he was only six months old and grew up in Southern California. He's chosen one of the absolutely hardest careers you could possibly choose¡ªto be a comedian and actor. I couldn't resist."

http://www.sanfernandosun.com/sanfernsun/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2528&Itemid=2

GW diet

i don't know why people keep giving prez. bush such a hard time under his guiding hand i have managed to loose 10 pounds.

Interfaith joke

I have recently observed America coming together more and more. Indeed most religious services in America regardless of faith,denomination or sect begin with the same sacred invocation.






"Please turn off your cell phone"

Turkey pepperoni

You might be an An American Muslim if you believe that Turkey Pepperoni is one of the greatest inventions of the 20th century.

Iqamah

You might be an American Muslim if you think the Iqamah begins with "Please turn off your cell phones"