Friday, January 08, 2016

Annoying Kid Who Runs Between Prayer Lines Retires


By Yahya Ridwan
San Diego, CA (7:30 P.M. PST)- Local annoying child congregant of the Islamic Society of San Diego, Sameer Yunus, age nine, announced his retirement from running between the prayer lines at every given opportunity this evening after ‘isha prayer.
Sameer, known by his contemporaries as “Stealth Sameer,” made the announcement after a slew of tough weeks in which he was unable to cross the entire prayer line before the congregants bowed in prostration, resulting in several collisions. “I stand before you a proud annoying kid, a dignified annoying kid, and a humbled annoying kid,” said Sameer during the announcement. “You know, as you get older, the prayer lines just seem to get longer; the younger kids are both smaller and more annoying,” he continued.

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