How many Shi'ite Muslims does it take to change a light bulb?One; but he must first wait for a fatwa declaring Western-made light bulbs to be halal.---------------------------
How many Whirling Dervish Sufis does it take to change a light bulb? One; but he has to wait until the Thursday night Dhikr to do it!---------------------------
How many Taliban does it take to change a light bulb?Light bulbs are haram! If candles and oil lamps were good enough for the Prophet (sas) they're good enough for us! ----------------------------
How many Nation of Islam members does it take to change a light bulb? ONE!! YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?!?
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lol This was funny!! By the way, how did you come across my blog? Nice of you to comment :) Thanks. Take care, ma'Salaama!
The last two I got and they were quite funny.
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