Don't abuse Inshallah

Mullah Nasruddin had saved up to buy a new shirt. He went to a tailor's shop,full of excitement. The tailor measured him and said, "Come back in a week,and--if Allah wills--your shirt will be ready."The Mullah contained himself for a week and then went back to the shop. "Therehas been a delay. But--if Allah wills--your shirt will be ready tomorrow."The following day Nasruddin returned. "I am sorry," said the tailor, "but it isnot quite finished. Try tomorrow, and--if Allah wills--it will be ready.""How long will it take," asked the exasperated Nasruddin, "if you leave Allah outof it?"