Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Light bulbs

How many Shi'ite Muslims does it take to change a light bulb?One; but he must first wait for a fatwa declaring Western-made light bulbs to be halal.---------------------------

How many Whirling Dervish Sufis does it take to change a light bulb? One; but he has to wait until the Thursday night Dhikr to do it!---------------------------

How many Taliban does it take to change a light bulb?Light bulbs are haram! If candles and oil lamps were good enough for the Prophet (sas) they're good enough for us! ----------------------------

How many Nation of Islam members does it take to change a light bulb? ONE!! YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?!?

2 comments:

Sarah said...

lol This was funny!! By the way, how did you come across my blog? Nice of you to comment :) Thanks. Take care, ma'Salaama!

Professor Xavier said...

The last two I got and they were quite funny.