Nasruddin

"When I was in the desert," said Nasruddin one day, "I caused an entire tribe of horrible and bloodthirsty bedouins to run."

"However did you do it?" asked a person.

"Easy. I just ran, and they ran after me."

a man asked the Prophet Muhammad, "What is the best jihad?" to which Prophet Muhammad replied, "Speaking a word of truth to an oppressive ruler."

Israeli wall around Gaza

this or that

When the bomb went off in Boston i knew that it would turn out to be either a muslim or some white boys. Turned out I was right on both accounts.

At the Airport

Drones

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