http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-july-7-2010/wish-you-weren-t-here

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/07/08/jon-stewart-rips-fox-news_n_639103.html

Wish You Weren't Here

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Fatwa Emporium

It seems everyone just goes shopping for the fatwa that agrees with what they want.

Zombie defense

Faris, Jamal, and Ibrahim are arrested after a large student demonstration and ordered to be executed and they are asked what they wish to have for their last meal.
Faris asks for a large mushroom and onion Pizza which he is served. He is then executed.
Jamal asks for a Filet Mignon which he is served. He too is then promptly executed.
Ibrahim requests a plate of strawberries.
"Strawberries?"
"Yes," replies Ibrahim, "strawberries."
"But they are out of season."
"So, I'll wait "

hilarious

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LIpAxjPt9U&feature=player_embedded

Hilarious

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-july-1-2009/burka-ban