Friday, December 31, 2010

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Monday, December 27, 2010

Friday, December 24, 2010

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Wednesday, November 03, 2010

Saturday, October 30, 2010

Friday, October 29, 2010

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Monday, October 25, 2010

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Friday, September 10, 2010

EID MUBARAK

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Sunday, August 15, 2010

Wednesday, August 04, 2010

Tuesday, June 08, 2010

Fatwa Emporium


It seems everyone just goes shopping for the fatwa that agrees with what they want.

Friday, April 16, 2010

Saturday, April 03, 2010

Faris, Jamal, and Ibrahim are arrested after a large student demonstration and ordered to be executed and they are asked what they wish to have for their last meal.
Faris asks for a large mushroom and onion Pizza which he is served. He is then executed.
Jamal asks for a Filet Mignon which he is served. He too is then promptly executed.
Ibrahim requests a plate of strawberries.
"Strawberries?"
"Yes," replies Ibrahim, "strawberries."
"But they are out of season."
"So, I'll wait "

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Sunday, January 10, 2010

6-year-old Hamza was asked where his grandma lived. "Oh," he said, "she lives at the airport, and when we want her, we just go get her. Then, when we're done having her visit, we take her back to the airport."