door to door

Two young Jumaties(sp?) were going door to door, and knocked on the door of a man who was not happy to see them. He told them, in no uncertain terms, that he did not want to hear their message and slammed the door in their faces. To his surprise, however, the door did not close and, in fact, bounced back open. He tried again, really put his back into it, and slammed the door again with the same result -- the door bounced back open. Convinced these rude young people were sticking their foot in the door, He reared back to give it a slam thatwould teach them a lesson, when one of them said, "Brother, before you do that again, you need to move your cat."

final exam

"Why do you keep reading the Quran everyday?" the teenage girl asked her grandfather.
"Well, it's a bit like cramming for your final exam," said Granddad.

Bumper sticker

A Recently Spotted Bumper Sticker: "Friends don't let friends eat pork."

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"Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never ceaseto be amused."