Weddings and Ham

Father Shaughnessy found himself next to Imam Abdulrahman at a charity function and could not help but notice that the Imam was picking at his food as though he suspected it of being less than Halal. Smiling slyly, the good priest whispered, "Come, Abdulrahman, when are you going to break down and eat a nice slice of ham?" "At your wedding, Father," said Imam Abdulrahman at once.