Monday, January 15, 2007

Lying

The Imam told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my Khutba, I want you all to read Surah Al Mu’mimun Ayats 95 to 100."

The following Friday, as he prepared to deliver his Khutba, the Imam asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Surah Al Mu’mimun Ayats 95 to 100." Every hand went up. The Imam smiled and said, " Surah Al Mu’mimun has only 93 ayats. I will now proceed with my Khutba on the sin of lying."

5 Comments:

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12:51 AM  
Blogger Moemen said...

LOL impressive way to start a khutbah

Masha2allah you seem to have a pretty dynamic life compared to mine.. maybe I should move to America!

Anyway keep up the good work & May Allah be with you

Salam Alaykum

10:29 AM  
Blogger Atifa said...

You're Imam is cool. :) What's his name?

9:44 AM  
Blogger idia_idawsa said...

lol

2:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

salam

Are you sure you weren't meant to say surah Mu'miNun (the Believers) which actually has 118 ayahs..:s

11:28 AM  

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