This is where the Muslims come to laugh come and laugh with us, or even come to laugh at us. Everyday I shall try to bring you a little laughter and wisdom.
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had had enough. "Why don't you put your money where your mouth is?" he said. "I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that building that you won't be able to wheel back." "You're on, old man," the young guy replied. The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then he turned to the young man and said, "Alright. Get in."
After an inspiring khutba, one of the Muslim brothers greeted the Imam
One day Hamza and Rahman went to a job interview, the boss came out of his office and gave them a test. Well, it took about two hours to finish the test. The boss picked them up and graded them. When he finished, he came back out of his office and said, "You both did very well and passed the test. In fact you scored the same grade." Then he told Hamza he got the job. All of a sudden Rahman jumped up and said, "Well wait, if we both scored the same grade, them why does Hamza get the job?" Then the boss said, "Well because of your answers, for example, on number 25, Hamza wrote, 'I don't know,' and you wrote, 'me either."
"When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it."
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